Revenge is Best Served on a Dish Full of Green
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Revenge is Best Served on a Dish Full of Green
Mattamillion Allen Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 1:15
“Lay Your Money Down” by The Exies begins booming throughout the arena and Mattamillion Allen comes out to a chorus of cheers and boos from the crowd in attendance.
Andrew Becksford: I’m sorry but I think the crowd here will agree with me when I say that we are all getting sick and tired of seeing Mattamillion come out here.
Mattamillion asks for and is given a microphone upon entering the ring.
Mattamillion Allen: If you blind sheep can just shut up for one second –
Crowd: BOOOOO!!
Michael Billings: Matt is not getting any mercy from this unrelenting crowd here tonight!
Mattamillion Allen: - and let me talk!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!
Mattamillion Allen: Two weeks ago, I was involved in a tag match and after that match was over, I attacked Dixon and his trainer and I enjoyed every moment of it.
The crowd continues to boo Mattamillion as he is trying to talk.
Mattamillion Allen: Last week, I issued my own challenge to Leaping Lenny, a man who wants to come out and stand up for his old tag partner; I did something about that problem too. I low-blowed him so badly that he was singing soprano all the way back to the locker room!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!
John Dempsey: Don’t forget that steel chair you used!
Mattamillion Allen: I am a man of action. I am a man who doesn’t wait for opportunities to come to me; I take whatever I can get and I make the most out of it whether you people want to agree with me or not!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!
Mattamillion Allen: Don’t get me wrong, I had fun in Las Vegas last week during the show…but more importantly AFTER THE SHOW. I’m sure you people are wondering what exactly happened so let me go ahead and roll the footage.
The titantron begins playing the “after-show exclusive”.
Two tall men wearing suit-and-slacks combos are seen approaching the locker room. They knock at the door and Dixon Flys and Dixon Sr. emerge out of the room.
Mystery Man #1: Excuse me, are you the Dixons?
Dixon Flys: Yes we are. What is it that you want?
Mystery Man #2: We are members of the marketing staff here at Masters of Wrestling Promotion and we want to film an extended clip of your trainer enjoying the new MWP ice cream bars.
Dixon Flys: You want my trainer? Why not me? This is ridiculous! I’m the superstar here!
Staff Member #1: We understand that Mr. Flys, but you had a match already tonight and we think that it would be better for you to go ahead and take the rest of the night off. We saw what you did out there and we all enjoyed the match, but we already have you in an ad for the ice cream bars.
Dixon Sr.: Look, Dixon, I know you’re looking out for my safety too since I’m your trainer, but I think it would be best if I handled this one. These are trusted corporate executives! You don’t trust this company to take care of everyone on their roster?
Dixon Flys: I guess you’re right on this one. Go for it and stay safe.
Staff Member #2: Excellent. Dixon Sr., your limousine is waiting for you outside.
Dixon Sr.: Limo?! Alright!
The two staff members escort Dixon Sr. to the limo but only Dixon Sr. enters the back of the limo. The staff members stay behind at the arena.
Staff Member #1: There are cameras inside as well as plenty of ice cream bars – oh, and those five beautiful women who will participate in the shot with you. Enjoy!
The back door to the limousine is closed and the cameras are now rolling as the limousine drives away from the MGM Grand Garden Arena.
Driver: Whenever you’re ready, just press record on the camera. When you want the camera to stop recording, all you have to do is give the thumbs up and a smile and it should stop.
Dixon Sr. complies and grabs a few ice cream bars and sits back with the women.
Dixon Sr.: I may be a trainer in MWP who tends to lose his cool from time to time, but when it’s time for me to cool down, I reach for this!
He shows the ice cream bar to the camera and removes the wrapping.
Dixon Sr.: The new MWP ice cream bars featuring some of your favorite wrestlers and managers, including yours truly. Whether it’s in the hot sun or in the night lights, you’ll want one. Even these fine women here agree, so what are you waiting for?! Buy one today!
Dixon Sr. gives the thumbs up and smiles at the camera, ending the clip. At that moment, the limousine stops at a dead end where there is barely any lighting and the driver gets out of the limousine. He walks around to the other side and opens the door. The driver, who is revealed to be Mattamillion Allen in street clothes, drags Dixon Sr. out of the limousine and begins beating him up with his fists.
Mattamillion Allen: Come on and fight me old man!!
Mattamillion then knocks Dixon Sr. to the ground and connects with some stomps to the midsection, Dixon’s body being between Matt’s foot and the asphalt road.
Mattamillion Allen: Lenny tried to stand up for Flys.
Matt connects with a knee to the ribs.
Mattamillion Allen: Flys tried to stand up for Flys.
Matt connects with another knee to the ribs.
Mattamillion Allen: Hell, even YOU tried to stand up for Flys!!
Matt drops a third knee to the ribs as Dixon Sr. is groaning in pain and begging Mattamillion to stop with the onslaught. Mattamillion then opens the trunk of the limo and pulls out a trash can complete with various weapons inside it. Matt takes a ball and tee out of his pocket and grabs a 9-iron golf club, positioning the tee in-between Dixon’s teeth and then places the ball on the tee.
Mattamillion Allen: Fore!
Matt makes contact with the golf ball, takes the tee out of Dixon’s mouth and then delivers a couple of shots to the head with the golf club.
Mattamillion Allen: Man, you’re a terrible surface to play on. Let’s see what else we have over here.
Matt drags Dixon’s body by the legs along the asphalt. Matt beckons the women to step out of the limo.
Mattamillion Allen: Hey, can a couple of you hold this guy’s legs?
Two of the women comply and Matt then goes to grab a kendo stick. He walks back and is now aiming the kendo stick at Dixon’s groin area. Meanwhile, Dixon Sr. tries to muster up some strength and begs and pleas with Mattamillion.
Dixon Sr.: Matt, don’t do this. Don’t. Do. This. No, no, no, no, no, no –
Mattamillion swings the kendo stick repeatedly at Dixon’s groin, not wanting to stop until he feels that Dixon Sr. is hurt enough.
Mattamillion Allen: How does it feel Dixon?! Tell me!!
Dixon Sr.: Owwwww! Ugh!! Owwww!!
Matt tells the women to let go of his legs and Dixon Sr. is now grabbing his groin in pain.
Mattamillion Allen: Come on!
Mattamillion is now dragging the near-lifeless body of Dixon Sr. once again by the feet. He takes the trash can and places it on its side and then grabs Dixon Sr. by the hand. Mattamillion wraps his arm around Dixon’s throat, lifts Dixon in the air and slams him down head first onto the metal trash can executing a LEGENDARY Bankrupt. Matt then takes the coolers of ice cream bars out of the limo and out of the trunk.
Mattamillion Allen: This should help you cool off. We’re going to have a little more fun of our own, Dixon!!
Matt then takes out a few ice cream bars and sits down next to Dixon Sr.
Mattamillion Allen: You see, nothing beats bonding time. Let’s see, here’s one ice cream bar for me.
Mattamillion removes the wrapper and eats the ice cream bar before discarding of the wooden stick.
Mattamillion Allen: And one for you.
Matt takes a second ice cream bar, removes the wrapper and forces it down Dixon Sr.’s throat.
Mattamillion Allen: Another one for me.
Mattamillion removes the wrapper from the third ice cream bar, eats part of it and then throws it away.
Mattamillion Allen: And a couple more for you! Ha-ha!
Matt quickly removes the wrappers and shoves even more ice cream down Dixon’s throat.
Mattamillion Allen: You know what? I’m done trying to bond with you.
Mattamillion then connects with closed fists to the head. He then gets up and grabs one of the coolers and positions it in front of him. Once more Matt grabs Dixon by the hand, wraps his arm around Dixon’s throat, lifts Dixon Sr. in the air and slams him down back first onto the cooler full of ice cream bars executing a LEGENDARY Bankrupt. He then grabs the dented trash can and places Dixon’s head inside it. One of the women hand him the gold club he used earlier. Mattamillion then aims and connects with a series of golf club shots to the Dixon Sr.’s head. He then tells the five women to grab the body and throw it in a ditch. Mattamillion then moves towards the edge of the ditch with the coolers of ice cream bars.
Mattamillion Allen: Tell that piece of trash I said hey!!
In a rage, Matt throws the coolers full of ice cream bars on Dixon’s body, burying him completely. He then turns his attention back to the ladies and pulls out a large sum of money from his right jeans pocket.
Mattamillion Allen: Ladies, here’s a reward for your efforts.
Matt goes down the line paying off each of the women before all six people get back into his limo and leave Dixon Sr. for dead.
The video clip ends and the camera goes back to focus on Mattamillion in the ring, smiling at his handiwork.
Mattamillion Allen: Poor Dixon’s trainer. I think I may have actually killed the guy. I mean, I don’t think I’ve even seen him backstage all day.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Mattamillion Allen: Dixon Flys, last week I did you not one favor, but TWO favors! I beat up Leaping Lenny and I got rid of that awful trainer of yours for good. One day, you’ll thank me, but that day comes when I beat you within an inch of your miserable life!!
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Mattamillion Allen: But that will have to wait another time since you’re also NOT HERE tonight! Last week, I issued a challenge to anyone in the back to face me. This week, I decided to go out of my way and choose MY OWN opponent. So come on out here!
Matt is now anxiously awaiting the arrival of his opponent.
Andrew Becksford: I’m sorry but I think the crowd here will agree with me when I say that we are all getting sick and tired of seeing Mattamillion come out here.
Mattamillion asks for and is given a microphone upon entering the ring.
Mattamillion Allen: If you blind sheep can just shut up for one second –
Crowd: BOOOOO!!
Michael Billings: Matt is not getting any mercy from this unrelenting crowd here tonight!
Mattamillion Allen: - and let me talk!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!
Mattamillion Allen: Two weeks ago, I was involved in a tag match and after that match was over, I attacked Dixon and his trainer and I enjoyed every moment of it.
The crowd continues to boo Mattamillion as he is trying to talk.
Mattamillion Allen: Last week, I issued my own challenge to Leaping Lenny, a man who wants to come out and stand up for his old tag partner; I did something about that problem too. I low-blowed him so badly that he was singing soprano all the way back to the locker room!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!
John Dempsey: Don’t forget that steel chair you used!
Mattamillion Allen: I am a man of action. I am a man who doesn’t wait for opportunities to come to me; I take whatever I can get and I make the most out of it whether you people want to agree with me or not!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!
Mattamillion Allen: Don’t get me wrong, I had fun in Las Vegas last week during the show…but more importantly AFTER THE SHOW. I’m sure you people are wondering what exactly happened so let me go ahead and roll the footage.
The titantron begins playing the “after-show exclusive”.
Two tall men wearing suit-and-slacks combos are seen approaching the locker room. They knock at the door and Dixon Flys and Dixon Sr. emerge out of the room.
Mystery Man #1: Excuse me, are you the Dixons?
Dixon Flys: Yes we are. What is it that you want?
Mystery Man #2: We are members of the marketing staff here at Masters of Wrestling Promotion and we want to film an extended clip of your trainer enjoying the new MWP ice cream bars.
Dixon Flys: You want my trainer? Why not me? This is ridiculous! I’m the superstar here!
Staff Member #1: We understand that Mr. Flys, but you had a match already tonight and we think that it would be better for you to go ahead and take the rest of the night off. We saw what you did out there and we all enjoyed the match, but we already have you in an ad for the ice cream bars.
Dixon Sr.: Look, Dixon, I know you’re looking out for my safety too since I’m your trainer, but I think it would be best if I handled this one. These are trusted corporate executives! You don’t trust this company to take care of everyone on their roster?
Dixon Flys: I guess you’re right on this one. Go for it and stay safe.
Staff Member #2: Excellent. Dixon Sr., your limousine is waiting for you outside.
Dixon Sr.: Limo?! Alright!
The two staff members escort Dixon Sr. to the limo but only Dixon Sr. enters the back of the limo. The staff members stay behind at the arena.
Staff Member #1: There are cameras inside as well as plenty of ice cream bars – oh, and those five beautiful women who will participate in the shot with you. Enjoy!
The back door to the limousine is closed and the cameras are now rolling as the limousine drives away from the MGM Grand Garden Arena.
Driver: Whenever you’re ready, just press record on the camera. When you want the camera to stop recording, all you have to do is give the thumbs up and a smile and it should stop.
Dixon Sr. complies and grabs a few ice cream bars and sits back with the women.
Dixon Sr.: I may be a trainer in MWP who tends to lose his cool from time to time, but when it’s time for me to cool down, I reach for this!
He shows the ice cream bar to the camera and removes the wrapping.
Dixon Sr.: The new MWP ice cream bars featuring some of your favorite wrestlers and managers, including yours truly. Whether it’s in the hot sun or in the night lights, you’ll want one. Even these fine women here agree, so what are you waiting for?! Buy one today!
Dixon Sr. gives the thumbs up and smiles at the camera, ending the clip. At that moment, the limousine stops at a dead end where there is barely any lighting and the driver gets out of the limousine. He walks around to the other side and opens the door. The driver, who is revealed to be Mattamillion Allen in street clothes, drags Dixon Sr. out of the limousine and begins beating him up with his fists.
Mattamillion Allen: Come on and fight me old man!!
Mattamillion then knocks Dixon Sr. to the ground and connects with some stomps to the midsection, Dixon’s body being between Matt’s foot and the asphalt road.
Mattamillion Allen: Lenny tried to stand up for Flys.
Matt connects with a knee to the ribs.
Mattamillion Allen: Flys tried to stand up for Flys.
Matt connects with another knee to the ribs.
Mattamillion Allen: Hell, even YOU tried to stand up for Flys!!
Matt drops a third knee to the ribs as Dixon Sr. is groaning in pain and begging Mattamillion to stop with the onslaught. Mattamillion then opens the trunk of the limo and pulls out a trash can complete with various weapons inside it. Matt takes a ball and tee out of his pocket and grabs a 9-iron golf club, positioning the tee in-between Dixon’s teeth and then places the ball on the tee.
Mattamillion Allen: Fore!
Matt makes contact with the golf ball, takes the tee out of Dixon’s mouth and then delivers a couple of shots to the head with the golf club.
Mattamillion Allen: Man, you’re a terrible surface to play on. Let’s see what else we have over here.
Matt drags Dixon’s body by the legs along the asphalt. Matt beckons the women to step out of the limo.
Mattamillion Allen: Hey, can a couple of you hold this guy’s legs?
Two of the women comply and Matt then goes to grab a kendo stick. He walks back and is now aiming the kendo stick at Dixon’s groin area. Meanwhile, Dixon Sr. tries to muster up some strength and begs and pleas with Mattamillion.
Dixon Sr.: Matt, don’t do this. Don’t. Do. This. No, no, no, no, no, no –
Mattamillion swings the kendo stick repeatedly at Dixon’s groin, not wanting to stop until he feels that Dixon Sr. is hurt enough.
Mattamillion Allen: How does it feel Dixon?! Tell me!!
Dixon Sr.: Owwwww! Ugh!! Owwww!!
Matt tells the women to let go of his legs and Dixon Sr. is now grabbing his groin in pain.
Mattamillion Allen: Come on!
Mattamillion is now dragging the near-lifeless body of Dixon Sr. once again by the feet. He takes the trash can and places it on its side and then grabs Dixon Sr. by the hand. Mattamillion wraps his arm around Dixon’s throat, lifts Dixon in the air and slams him down head first onto the metal trash can executing a LEGENDARY Bankrupt. Matt then takes the coolers of ice cream bars out of the limo and out of the trunk.
Mattamillion Allen: This should help you cool off. We’re going to have a little more fun of our own, Dixon!!
Matt then takes out a few ice cream bars and sits down next to Dixon Sr.
Mattamillion Allen: You see, nothing beats bonding time. Let’s see, here’s one ice cream bar for me.
Mattamillion removes the wrapper and eats the ice cream bar before discarding of the wooden stick.
Mattamillion Allen: And one for you.
Matt takes a second ice cream bar, removes the wrapper and forces it down Dixon Sr.’s throat.
Mattamillion Allen: Another one for me.
Mattamillion removes the wrapper from the third ice cream bar, eats part of it and then throws it away.
Mattamillion Allen: And a couple more for you! Ha-ha!
Matt quickly removes the wrappers and shoves even more ice cream down Dixon’s throat.
Mattamillion Allen: You know what? I’m done trying to bond with you.
Mattamillion then connects with closed fists to the head. He then gets up and grabs one of the coolers and positions it in front of him. Once more Matt grabs Dixon by the hand, wraps his arm around Dixon’s throat, lifts Dixon Sr. in the air and slams him down back first onto the cooler full of ice cream bars executing a LEGENDARY Bankrupt. He then grabs the dented trash can and places Dixon’s head inside it. One of the women hand him the gold club he used earlier. Mattamillion then aims and connects with a series of golf club shots to the Dixon Sr.’s head. He then tells the five women to grab the body and throw it in a ditch. Mattamillion then moves towards the edge of the ditch with the coolers of ice cream bars.
Mattamillion Allen: Tell that piece of trash I said hey!!
In a rage, Matt throws the coolers full of ice cream bars on Dixon’s body, burying him completely. He then turns his attention back to the ladies and pulls out a large sum of money from his right jeans pocket.
Mattamillion Allen: Ladies, here’s a reward for your efforts.
Matt goes down the line paying off each of the women before all six people get back into his limo and leave Dixon Sr. for dead.
The video clip ends and the camera goes back to focus on Mattamillion in the ring, smiling at his handiwork.
Mattamillion Allen: Poor Dixon’s trainer. I think I may have actually killed the guy. I mean, I don’t think I’ve even seen him backstage all day.
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Mattamillion Allen: Dixon Flys, last week I did you not one favor, but TWO favors! I beat up Leaping Lenny and I got rid of that awful trainer of yours for good. One day, you’ll thank me, but that day comes when I beat you within an inch of your miserable life!!
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Mattamillion Allen: But that will have to wait another time since you’re also NOT HERE tonight! Last week, I issued a challenge to anyone in the back to face me. This week, I decided to go out of my way and choose MY OWN opponent. So come on out here!
Matt is now anxiously awaiting the arrival of his opponent.
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Re: Revenge is Best Served on a Dish Full of Green
Mattamillion Allen Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 1:16
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